Y’all ever nuked one of those frozen Uncrustables for like 20 seconds and then proceeded to melt your own face off when the molten jelly shoots out? 15 second, frozen. 20 seconds, lava.
Bryan is an urban planner, musician, writer, husband and father. He lives with his wife and two young kids in Portland where he enjoys sampling the region's food scene and exploring the natural beauty of the Pacific Northwest.
